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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
- Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.