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 Well u tell cancer I said I’ma shoot him twice me, by myself, all day, everyday, wakeup, go back to sleep, you wanna go night night nigga? everybody go night night everybody go night night

 One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That’s how you know it didn’t go as you planned.

 How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That’s some nasty shit….like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.

 Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That’s scary as hell because that’s her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.

 How the hell do you wake up dead?

 My baby is weird man… when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

 These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.

 I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bitch had the nerve 2 say “WTF am I suppose 2 do with this” I then said “Get sumthin 2 eat” he then said “I don’t want 2 eat no fucking fast food shit, that shit will have me shitting on the streets”

 Relationships Nowadays = First Week: I Love You Baby.. Second Week: Together Forever.. Third Week: Single..

 Somebody Come Here and Look at This…look at This…God Damn Cat Drinking Milk out the Bowl. GET out the BOWL!

 The Day Rick Ross Dives into the Crowd, Is the Day We Find out Who His True Fans Are.

 Theres No Such Thing as a Bad Idea to a Coke-Head. Everything Is the Shit. Thats Why Coke-Head Always Dance. You Ever Notice That? No Matter What You Say to a Coke-head.all Coke-Heads Hula-Hoop, I Dont Know Why.

 Put Your Dick on the Counter so I Can Suck It.

 I Finally Saw the @Charliesheen Interview & I Must Say That the Shit Was EPIC….I Am Now on a Drug Called “Kevin Hart” WINNING LOL

You Know How You Know You Have Lost a Fight with Your Woman? When the Cops Come in and Say, Sir Do You Wanna Press Charges?


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